Tarot reading by Satyr - PDF or Mailed - You Choose Style - One Card, Three Cards, Celtic Cross, Zodiac, Chakra and Wheel of the Year Spread


Shipping to United States: Free

How the reading will be done:
Please leave a note with the question you are asking. If you do not leave a note, I will do a general reading of what surrounds you. Before each reading, I cleanse my cards with white sage and arcana salt. Throughout the reading, I will have burn handmade loose incense tailored to your particular question. I will take pictures of the reading which will be provided in the document. After the reading, I will type up the outcome of the reading and my interpretations of the cards. I will either send you a PDF version of the summary, or I will mail it to you via USPS. Please leave a note if you want it handwritten!

Types of readings:
One card reading -
This is a great choice for the asking the universe for a message. A one-card reading goes straight to the point, and there's no interpretation interacting with other cards. The most popular question for this spread is "do you have a message for me?" This can be asking the universe, spirits, ancestors, or Deities.

Past, Present, Future -
This is a three card reading to answer how a situation was in the past, is currently, and will be in the future. This spread is great for asking a specific question, such as "How will my relationship go?" or "Should I take this job?"

Celtic Cross -
A ten card spread that gets to the specifics of your question. Each card position has a specific message for: you now, what is blocking you, your goal, what influences you now, what influenced you in the past, what will influence you in the future, your inner talent, how others see you, your hopes and fears, and the overall outcome. This is the traditional tarot spread. Make sure to ask a specific question for this spread, as opposed to asking for a general message.

Zodiac -
The Zodiac is a twelve card spread which assigns an astrological sign to each card position. Each astrological house is then assigned a message. The Zodiac answers questions based on one's self, rather than an external situation.

The Year Ahead -
Similar to the Zodiac, this is a twelve card spread that assigns an astrology house to each position. However, this spread gives you a goal, mission, or opportunity for each month of the year.

Chakra -
This is a ten card spread which uses both tarot and chakras to determine where issues lie. This is a "discovery" spread which shows unknown blockage, and therefore what needs to be worked on. Each chakra is assigned one to two cards that follows the traditional chakra path.

Introduction to your reader:
I am a Shamanic Warlock. I practice the craft primarily with divination, and have a connection to crystals. Cernunnos is my Patron; I work closely with Athena and Aries as well. I enjoy working with pendulums and runes on top of Tarot readings. Thank you for allowing me to be the communicator between the spirit and living worlds through Tarot.

Legally I must say this is for entertainment purposes only. I do not guarantee any outcomes (metaphysically or physically), and I do not guarantee the accuracy of my predictions.

Tarot Deck pictured here was designed by Jess Gore


Payment must be received before the order is shipped. Cancellations must also take place before the order is shipped (I tend to ship by the end of the business day).

New York residents will be charged sales tax.

Shipping from United States

We usually ship very fast, within a few hours. If you need a cancellation, please contact me before your order ships.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: There is a chance you will be charged tax or extra post charges. This is out of our control and your responsibility.

INCORRECT ADDRESSES: Let us know as soon as possible if your address was incorrect if we have not shipped it yet. We have absolutely no power to retrieve packages for incorrect addresses once they have shipped. We cannot guarantee a refund for this. Contact USPS and set up mail forwarding or to see if you can intercept the package. We will notify you if we receive any packages returned to us.

MISSING OR STOLEN MAIL: We have no control over your mail once it is delivered to the post office. If your mail is missing, you need to contact USPS to report it. If you need any information from me, contact me immediately. We are not responsible for stolen mail and cannot guarantee a refund. If you need signature confirmation, send me a message so I can add it.

I re-use some packaging. Let me know if you need something packaged in new shipping boxes, such as for gifts.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

Please contact us about receiving any products damaged. We understand accidents do happen. If we cannot help you to fix the problem we will either send you a new product or give a refund - your choice.

Items lost in the mail:
**Please double-check your address before placing your order!**
Once an item has been delivered to the post office, it is out of my control.
I will do my best to help you locate it, but I cannot guarantee refunds for lost mail or incorrect addresses.

Items returned:
There will be a 15% restocking fee for items returned or sent back due to wrong address unless the product was incorrect or damaged.
Custom items cannot be returned.
Shipping is deducted from refunds unless it was our fault or broken in transit.


If a product is delivered broken or damaged, please contact us as soon as possible and we will replace the product or give a refund. We will notify the buyer if a packaged is delivered back to us for whatever reason.


We will never sell or share your contact information. The only time we will contact you without you contacting us first is if we have a question to clarify your order, or upon your request.

We will email your provided email for tarot readings if you order a PDF copy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I get information on the metaphysical uses of my order?

Yes! Send us a message and we're happy to give you information and book or website recommendations. If you have particular spells or substitutions, we're happy to walk you through that as well.

How many ounces are in each bag?

Each bag in the wholesale set is 2x3, and we fill all them to the brim regardless of it's a fluffy herb or heavy resin. That being said, light herbs like Mugwort and Raspberry Leaf generally weigh around 0.2-0.3 ounces, whereas heavy herbs and resins such as frankincense and salts generally weigh between 0.5-1 oz.

Reviews (4)


Very detailed and insightful, I definitely appreciate how thorough and descriptive the reading was.

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